idioticteen:

trying to avoid old classmates in public like leonadro dicaprio avoiding the paps 

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(Source: idioticteen, via aztecclouds)

oceanflowerbird:

The best kinds of laughter:

  • Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a retarded seal
  • Feeling a six-pack coming up
  • Tears coming out of your eyes

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ostracizedpoodle:

Short people are closer to the ground and closer to satan

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